Category Archives: 2009

District 9 – bizarre fun!

District 9 is a surprisingly satisfying movie. I wouldn’t give it an award necessarily, but it is really interesting, fun and strange. It’s like 50% pure camp, 50% serious science fiction drama, with the two blended perfectly and neither half … Continue reading

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Crazy Heart – It’s not a music movie

The first thing you need to understand is that Crazy Heart is not a “music movie.” It is an “alcoholism movie.” Everything revolves around Bad Blake’s alcoholism. The music is completely incidental – you could substitute almost any career and … Continue reading

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Is A.O. Scott reading IRREVIEWS?

I couldn’t help but notice that in A.O. Scott’s latest movie review, his style made a sudden shift toward the reviewing style of IRREVIEWS. He’s still a little pompous and academic, but he does seem to be loosening up a … Continue reading

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Avatar – spectacular, and meaningful

All I can say is: James Cameron must really hate America. Just kidding – couldn’t resist. I’m really pleased that this remarkable movie is doing so well in America because it is surprisingly direct and ballsy in its portrayal of … Continue reading

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Inglourious Basterds – Is this the worst film ever nominated for an Academy Award?

If Inglourious Basterds had been made in the 1980’s, people would laugh at it now. It would be legendarily bad, held up for ridicule as an example of how incredibly awful films were in the 1980s. The camp, the bad … Continue reading

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The Road – A cure for happiness

A. O. Scott did not like The Road. It was “to positive” for him. Apparently he wanted that cute little boy to eat a bullet at the end! He clearly needs some serious help. He probably didn’t like the appearance … Continue reading

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Up in the Air – entertaining, but ultimately disappointing

Up in the Air deals with a difficult and timely topic – people getting laid off and having their lives destroyed. At the same time it sort-of deals with another timely issue in society: the ridiculous (and pernicious) positive thinking … Continue reading

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Invictus – another mediocre Clint Eastwood Movie

Okay, let’s cut right to it, shall we. Despite all the critical acclaim and the awards, Clint Eastwood is really not a very good filmmaker. I’m sorry, he just isn’t. He’s not bad, I suppose, just kind of mediocre. Invictus suffers from the … Continue reading

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The Lovely Bones – a weak story, weakly told

The whole point of The Lovely Bones, as I understand it, is to chronicle how the family slowly heals and moves on. Unfortunately, this is the one aspect of the story and the film that are not done very well. It … Continue reading

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Jennifer’s Body – cool teenybopper horror

Jennifer’s Body is a smooth and cool teenybopper high school horror film in which a indie band of Satan worshipers abducts and scarifies a girl they think is a virgin in order to rise to the top of the crowded … Continue reading

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