Category Archives: 2012

Your Sister’s Sister – Illustrating the problem with modern indie crap

I walked into Your Sister’s Sister in the 6th Avenue IFC theater knowing full well that its preview basically contained the entire movie, which is usually indicative of impending disappointment. But it was Emily Blunt and Mark Duplass, and the … Continue reading

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Safety Not Guaranteed – A modern indie film with a difference!

My wife and I both really liked Safety Not Guaranteed. It is a delightful and understated little indie film, one which departs from standard indie fare in important and surprising ways. In its first third, this film feels a bit … Continue reading

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Brave – a nice little kids film, marred by a weak story

I thought Brave would be about a young girl that has to go to battle and display extreme bravery. My wife thought she would fight a dragon to protect her people. Boy were we wrong. Brave is a re-heated version … Continue reading

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Contraband

The moral of this story: If your wife has a good-for-nothing little brother who is running drugs for a lunatic gangster, fucks it up, and as a result is about to get his head cut off and stuck up his … Continue reading

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To Rome with Love (or rather, with Fame)

This movie is a bizarre hodgepodge of classic Allen topics and the ancient slapstick comedies of Allen’s youth, all refracted through the lens of Allen’s old-age dementia. He’s got the absurdist story of the average guy who is suddenly famous for no reason; he … Continue reading

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Bernie – Linklater tames Black, McConaughey, and MacLaine

Richard Linklater is a hell of a director. He somehow managed to direct this film featuring three actors (Jack Black, Matthew McConaughey, and Shirley MacLaine) who are basically famous for over-the-top hamming and dominating films with their tics and exaggerated personas, … Continue reading

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Dark Shadows – Just watch the preview, it’s better than the movie

The reasons my wife and I went to see Dark Shadows were 1) the preview looked sort of fun, 2) we kind of like Johnny Depp’s weird shtick, and 3) the Barry White song at the end of the preview. I … Continue reading

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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel – Inoffensive and enjoyable

Marigold Hotel is exactly what it appears to be in the preview; my expectations were almost perfectly met. It is a light and fluffy tale of old age in a exotic land, featuring multiple overlapping storylines (one for each retiree,) … Continue reading

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The Five Year Engagement – It tries to do too many things, but it’s still good lighthearted fun

The Five Year Engagement is part Bridesmaids, part Lost in America, part New in Town, and part gross, Judd Apatow crap – it’s kind of a mishmash, a mishmash that does not hang together particularly well. A lot of the … Continue reading

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Damsels in Distress – Whit Stillman loses it

It’s been 14 years since Whit Stillman made Last Days of Disco, that wretched piece of trash that made a mockery of his two masterpieces: Barcelona and Metropolitan. Damsels in Distress is better than Last Days of Disco, largely because it takes itself less seriously, and does … Continue reading

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