Author Archives: roguespirit

Twilight: New Moon – It sucks

My wife and I finally caught New Moon on DVD. It sucks. Look, I know Twilight was not a great film, but it had a few things going for it that made it basically enjoyable from start to finish. First, … Continue reading

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Shutter Island (2010) / Angel Heart (1987) – Scorsese lamely copies the work of a forgotten master

Surely some critic somewhere must have noticed that Shutter Island is a rip-off of Angel Heart. The spirit of the story, the structuring of scenes, the visual effects, the use of flashbacks, it all hearkens back to the particular genius … Continue reading

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The 2010 Oscars – who will win?

In last year’s predictions I got all five perfectly. Let’s see how I do this year! Best Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique – Normally it would be Vera Farmiga: she’s young, she’s hot, she’s blond, and she did a butt-shot in the … Continue reading

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The Good Guy – a well-made little film

The Good Guy is a nicely crafted little movie. My wife and I both enjoyed it. The plot develops in a somewhat unpredictable way that leaves you very satisfied – I won’t give anything away. The pacing is good, the … Continue reading

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District 9 – bizarre fun!

District 9 is a surprisingly satisfying movie. I wouldn’t give it an award necessarily, but it is really interesting, fun and strange. It’s like 50% pure camp, 50% serious science fiction drama, with the two blended perfectly and neither half … Continue reading

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Crazy Heart – It’s not a music movie

The first thing you need to understand is that Crazy Heart is not a “music movie.” It is an “alcoholism movie.” Everything revolves around Bad Blake’s alcoholism. The music is completely incidental – you could substitute almost any career and … Continue reading

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Is A.O. Scott reading IRREVIEWS?

I couldn’t help but notice that in A.O. Scott’s latest movie review, his style made a sudden shift toward the reviewing style of IRREVIEWS. He’s still a little pompous and academic, but he does seem to be loosening up a … Continue reading

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Avatar – spectacular, and meaningful

All I can say is: James Cameron must really hate America. Just kidding – couldn’t resist. I’m really pleased that this remarkable movie is doing so well in America because it is surprisingly direct and ballsy in its portrayal of … Continue reading

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Inglourious Basterds – Is this the worst film ever nominated for an Academy Award?

If Inglourious Basterds had been made in the 1980’s, people would laugh at it now. It would be legendarily bad, held up for ridicule as an example of how incredibly awful films were in the 1980s. The camp, the bad … Continue reading

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The Road – A cure for happiness

A. O. Scott did not like The Road. It was “to positive” for him. Apparently he wanted that cute little boy to eat a bullet at the end! He clearly needs some serious help. He probably didn’t like the appearance … Continue reading

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