What is most shocking about I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With is how completely unfunny it is. It is apparently based on Jeff Garland’s one man show, and perhaps that show was funny, but this adaptation is a complete disaster. Just compare this movie, and Jeff Garland himself, to Albert Brooks and his amazing films from the 80’s and you will see what I mean. Garland is a straight man, surrounded by straight-men, which makes for a looooooong night of comedy. And Sarah Silverman is just plain weird (and has very few lines.)

Don’t get sucked in by the preview, which is crafted to make the film look like it actually has a story. Trust me, this film is a total waste of time.